|Well, blow me down! Arrg guh-guh-guh-guh!|
It seems that Russian host city, Sochi, couldn't quite fix itself up in time for the Olympic games. This despite seven-years and a $50 billion price tag. Water seems to have a interesting hue:
|Stacy St. Clair's water after it was "fixed"|
Toilets have been interestingly constructed:
|The provided bin|
|Sochi is for lovers|
With interesting signage:
|No fishing! Oh, come on!|
Streets aren't paved. Stray dogs abound (currently being rounded up and slaughtered because they are "biological trash"). And entire hotel rooms haven't been finished. But don't worry, the games officially start tomorrow and everything should be fine then. Just ask them. (You should be able to make contact by just powering on your phone.) According to ABC News, every type of communication is being tapped for "security reasons."
If this isn't the most exciting games on the ice, it definitely will be the most exciting plumbing experience. Need more Sochi Problems? Follow @sochiproblems on Twitter. At least it will be good for a laugh.