Monday, December 15, 2014

Lazy von Jingles -- Multitasker

So, it was a quiet weekend without a visit from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (and I don't mean Voldemort).  That was until I received this text:



But I got the last laugh. I just invited over the geriatric nudist society to try out my new living room trampoline.

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Lazy von Jingles: Master of Pranks

My maniacal elf is back, this time in 30's gangster form.


Unfortunately, I am not the bees knees like Larry.  Perhaps I can wow ol' von Jingles with a Cracker Jack performance.

Monday, December 8, 2014

Lazy von Jingles gets personal

Another miserable text from my Elf on the Shelf, Lazy von Jingles...



Never-nude until New Year's!